duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

grimelords:

Making out with a person for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where they were and tasting their lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

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